carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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