I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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