How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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