Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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