How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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