Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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