I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
this just has baby written all over it
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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