Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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