And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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