what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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