His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I think weed is turning my hair brown
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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