Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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