Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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