OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I wish i was in the wii world.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
