Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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