did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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