quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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