And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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