I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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