you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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