Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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