You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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