So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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