how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
