ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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