come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
It's rum buckets o'clock
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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