Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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