people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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