it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Come share oat with me in your robe
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
