If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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