I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
