The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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