ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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