it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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