16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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