I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
