and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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