She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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