I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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