You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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