So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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