Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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