If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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