You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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