i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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