All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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