I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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