Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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