Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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