Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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